Rain, Rain, Go Away

Yesterday's game was postponed due to rain, and there was another delay tonight. Finally, we're getting under way, more than an hour later. I haven't been able to watch a game since Wednesday, though, so this is a huge breath of relief.

Man, I get so sick of star power. C.C. Sabathia was supposed to start yesterday, but he's got that long preparation thing, and rain delays tend to mess it up. We're playing in Cleveland, and the game hadn't started yet when we went into the delay, so the Indians got to call the shots. They cancelled it because they were scared of their precious star pitcher getting screwed up by the wait.

Well, the game's started now, and it's dry up there at Progressive Field, and we've got a man on second with one out. It's all ok. Oooh, this guy behind the plate can't tell a strike from a ball. It's gonna be a long night of screaming at the TV for me.

Does anybody know where I can buy an official Major League Baseball rule book? If you can help me, that'd be great.

What is with this umpire? That pitch was almost by his ankles, buddy! Geez, get some glasses. Seriously.